"Because he lost money there, I agree with Mr. Kim. Egyptians are full of shit.
"So are Australians, Malaysians, and Indians. For that matter, Africans are full of shit. Especially South Africans. And Americans. Americans are completely full of shit. So full of shit it flows over their borders, filling Canadians and Mexicans with shit. It dribbles all the way down the continent: Nicaraguans and Panamanians are full of shit. It bleeds over the canal: Argentina, Brazilians are full of shit. Even in Antarctica, the penguins. The fucking penguins, I tell Mr. Kim, are totally full of shit."
~~ from "Toothpick Whore" by Peter Wollman in The Savage Kick Literary Magazine: The Early Years, Issues #1, #2, #3, #4
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