Tuesday, December 4, 2018

You know who kills tuna. . .

Now that it's certain that millennials are killing canned tuna, every option is on the table. Will there be threatening text messages? Extra credit? Increased allowance? Grounded with no TV for a week? A fancy new tuna doughnut? A duel? Detention?
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