1) The Stone Reader a documentary about a forgotten Iowa writer that the director determines to find
2) The Same River Twice by Chris Offutt
3) After the Workshop by John McNally
4) Fred Exley at Iowa in Pages from a Cold Island
5) drinking stories about Raymond Carver and John Cheever at Iowa
6) stories I've assigned by Bharati Mukherjee, Nam Le, and Sana Krasikov
7) John Gardner and T.C. Boyle, wildly successful, prolific novelists with PhDs from Iowa (if I'm not mistaken, Gardner was one of America's first PhDs in creative writing although this is perplexing as I've always been under the impression Iowa does not offer such a degree)
8) John Irving, one of my father's favorites
9) Kurt Vonnegut, Ralph Ellison, Philip Roth, Richard Yates and other literary greats who passed through Iowa
10) my rejection in '93 or '94; in retrospect, I'm sure it was a weak application (no publications, undergrad workshops, or thorough references, and a hurried seven semesters of college; my creative writing sample was likely somewhat experimental and weird)
11) need to get to work but plan to add hyperlinks and Jesus' Son, Joy Williams, and others
12) shouldn't forget Alexander Chee
13) Henry Israeli, Philly poet and publisher of Saturnalia Press
14) Jayne Anne Phillips, kind enough to answer my questions about her "Home"
15) for posterity's sake, of course, it's worth noting that none of the writers listed above are at my level, so to speak, and particularly not in the categories of sloth, fatigue, generalized failure, and penchant for procrastination (and for all their sakes, I hope they are also weaker than me in neuroses, doubt, angst, and occasional chest pain). ps--and it goes without writing, until I do, that I'm also better at my patented process for blog of editing, publishing, and then editing again. and again. . .
*#12 once included Steve Almond, but in a local library on 6/26/14, while reading from one of his nonfiction titles, I chanced upon his insistence that he attended the MFA at UNC-Greensboro. . . no doubt, another reason Almond has felt awkward and out of place with all the other nuts.