Monday, February 10, 2014

beating around the academia

Quickly, a couple blogs on academia caught my eye recently, and inspired by both, I wanted to renew the L.U.S.K consumer and gifting pledge!

So here it is:

No matter how low our marketing strategists stoop, under no circumstances will we be sending underwear to any standing U.S. governors (and, yes, we are including both long and flannel as part of this pledge), and, likewise, we will never ever, or ever never, purchase a pre-owned automobile from any curbstoner who happens to be moonlighting as a university president (not even if he has taken to calling himself a sales and leasing consultant or referring to student debt as "the collective vig").

That's our guarantee to you, friend.

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